Ok some science we can really use!…(I’m saying that for a friend.)
Apparently there’s a shortage of sperm donors in China so the government appealed to the people to get out and be donors. The problem is nobody liked going in and doing it themselves in a cold clinical situation. So technology is lending a helping hand. The Jiangsu Sanwe Medical Science and Technology centre has built a machine to do it for you…
What does it do?…it;
⦁ Liberates the lizard
⦁ Flogs your Donkey
⦁ Empowers your Peg
⦁ Gooses your gator
⦁ Tweeks your twanger
⦁ Jiggles your Johnson
It’s an ‘I can’t believe it’s not the real thing!’ male milking machine. Some are calling it a stroke of genius….They sell 10,000 of these swimmer suckers all over the world…You can pick one up for under $9,000 Canadian…Like they say…If you build it…
Watch it in action.
What words do you hear being used incorrectly? Here’s a collection of 50. Call or text Doug & Carol with the words you hear being used wrongly…250-649-0993.
Thursday was 8-Track Day and Pet Day
Some Dog/Cat Facts for pet day
A dog’s nose has about four-times as many scent cells as a cat’s and 14 times more than a human’s. That’s why dogs are often used to track down illegal drugs and missing persons. They can sniff out their dinner from any room in the house!
It’s estimated that one-million dogs in the United States have been named as the primary beneficiary in their owner’s will.
A cat will almost never meow at another cat. Cats use this sound for humans.
A 15-year-old cat has probably spent about ten years of its life sleeping.
Dogs can donate blood to other dogs and cats can donate blood to other cats.
Studies have shown that people who own pets live longer, have less stress, and have fewer heart attacks.
Over 50% of all pet owners would rather be stranded on a desert island with their pet, not another person.
Some ‘Did You Know’ about 8-Tracks
Created in 1964, these cartridges were clunky, but they became popular thanks to the Ford Motor, which included the eight-track player in its vehicles the following year. The players came factory installed and dealer installed as an option to buyers on three of Ford’s 1966 models: the Thunderbird, Mustang and Lincoln. All of the Ford’s vehicles offered this tape player upgrade option on the 1967 model. And the optional eight track players were available in many cars and trucks up into the 80’s. By 1982, the eight-track was on its way out due to smaller technology, though record clubs still sold them up until 1988.
Everyone was talking about the picture of the black hole yesterday. The size and power of it is almost hard to imagine. Check out the story from Space.com
And how bout a round of recognition for the person that quarterbacked the development of the algorithms created to make it all possible, Katie Bouman. Check out her story in an article from Interesting Engineering.
Despite the bar being set way high, some people still try…And we applaud them for it!
https://www.facebook.com/UKGuff/videos/152002335747143/
More proof that boys never grow up they just get bigger toys. This looks like a blast!
Bar games can be so much fun til someone gets hit with an axe…well almost.
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A $900 burger ($1200 Canadian)…really? It does look pretty good. What do you put in your burgers? Call or text Doug & Carol at 250-649-0993
Click the pic for the full story from Forbes.
Something less appetizing. Bean Boozled. It’s a game where you spin the wheel then eat a jelly bean. But some of the flavours are…disgusting. Like vomit, grass clippings but the worst one? Matt has played and listen to what he says is the worst jelly bean of all.
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